Ah, woman. She is an enigma. An anomaly of perfection and irony. She can lure angels into her arms and give birth to a nation of ideologies. The rest is for you to reveal in me by yourself.
Seeking Male
| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 36 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Ethnicity | I will tell you later | |
| Height | I will tell you later | |
| Build | I will tell you later | |
| Hair | I will tell you later | Drink | I will tell you later |
| Smoke | I will tell you later | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Shooters Hill | |
| Education | I will tell you later | |
| Religion | I will tell you later | |
| Children | I will tell you later | |
| Marital Status | I will tell you later | |