-I wear matching socks 90% of the time!
-Still believe I'm on my own Truman show
-Have cat like reflexes - now you see me, meow you don't
-I emit a pleasant aroma(s)
-Extremely proficient at Mariokart
-Not bad at "sexy" dancing
-Atlantis was around till 1984, but sunk when -I shot out my mums vagina like a silver bullet into a wolverine
-I am also a wolverine!
-When I was 8, a frisbee flew in my back garden and I blew it up with my mind
Seeking Female
| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 40 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Ethnicity | I will tell you later | |
| Height | I will tell you later | |
| Build | I will tell you later | |
| Hair | I will tell you later | Drink | I will tell you later |
| Smoke | I will tell you later | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Notting Hill | |
| Education | I will tell you later | |
| Religion | I will tell you later | |
| Children | I will tell you later | |
| Marital Status | I will tell you later | |