Hello ladies, look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. sadly, he isn't me but if he stopped leaving his bio blank and had better pictures, he could be like me.
Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on player 2 with the man of your dreams. What's in your hands, back to me. I have it. It's pizza with your favourite toppings on it. The pizza is now your favourite dorito. Anything is possible when you match me on player 2.
Seeking Female
| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 42 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Ethnicity | I will tell you later | |
| Height | I will tell you later | |
| Build | I will tell you later | |
| Hair | I will tell you later | |
| Drink | I will tell you later | |
| Smoke | I will tell you later | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, London | |
| Education | I will tell you later | |
| Religion | I will tell you later | |
| Children | I will tell you later | |
| Marital Status | I will tell you later | |